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Many years have come and gone since Courtney Solomon – not to mention dodgy effects, dreadful acting and dismal writing – murdered Dungeons & Dragons at the multiplex. In spite of the two home video sequels that somehow limped out of its legacy, the film remains a remarkably risible tribute to a game of perhaps unparalleled cultural significance at the site of watchonlinemovies. Only now, two decades later, can the memory of Solomon’s effort be banished to the outer planes. Only with the release of Honour Among Thieves, which is, by all accounts, a tour-de-force of infectious blockbusting fun.
Solomon’s film
To the defence of Solomon’s film, it must be noted that
‘geek culture’ is, in 2023, many leagues cooler than was the case at the turn
of the century. Look only to Netflix’s Stranger Things, a series so heavily
indebted to Dungeons & Dragons that the big bad of each new season has
taken its name from a D&D heavyweight. Throw in the Na’vi and a decade long
Marvel boom and the world really has spun Upside Down.
Game Night wizards
Which is not to say for a moment that Honour Among Thieves
is anything short of a nerd’s Christmas. Tonally, visually and in all aspects
of narrative, it’s the Bard’s knees. As penned by Game Night wizards Jonathan
Goldstein and John Francis Daley, the film boasts too a sprawling gameplay
structure. Battle plans are made, things go awry and an abundance of severe
left turns are demanded. Goldstein and Daley even have their cast do the silly
voices.
A gleefully parodic opening
Chief among said ensemble, Chris Pine proves a delight as
wassailing wrong’un Edgin Darvis, in a performance pitched somewhere between In
to the Woods’ Prince Charming and the roguish arrogance of his Captain Kirk.
Lovably pig-headed and well matched by a stoic Michelle Rodriguez, who plays
the barbarian Holga Kilgore. A gleefully parodic opening – all Game of Thrones
until it very much isn’t – finds the pair incarcerated, on charges of ‘grand
larceny and skulduggery,’ in a high security prison, miles from anywhere.
Lord of Never winter
Edgin longs to reunite with his daughter – Chloe Coleman’s
Kira – and to get his hands on the magical resurrection tablet that will allow
him to bring his long lost wife back to life. It was the attempted theft of
this – along with a hearty hoard of gold – that saw Edgin and Hulga imprisoned.Both
Kira and the tablet have fallen into the dastardly hands of scheming conman
Forge Fitzwilliam – aka: the Lord of Neverwinter. He’s played by Hugh Grant,
acting for all the world like Phoenix Buchanan has been cast in the role.
That’s no criticism, Grant’s Forge is a hoot. More conventionally evil would be
Daisy Head’s genuinely unsettling Sofina, a Red Wizard of Thay and dark eyed
double-crosser. The minutiae of Sofina’s wicked scheme is neither here nor
there in the face of such powerful and menacing screen presence. When the
sequel comes, Head will be hard to match.
World-building
Naturally, Edgin and Hulga can’t hope to face such a foe alone and must recruit a hearty gang for their swashbuckling adventure. Justice Smith and Sophia Lillis make for magnetic additions, as a Tiefling Druid and semi-competent sorcerer respectively, but it’s Bridgerton’s Regé-Jean Page who lands the scene-stealing. The blissful sincerity that defines his paladin knight, Xenk Yendar, underpins Goldstein and Daley’s deeply rewarding approach to narrative. Character dynamics are, here, as important as exposition and world-building. you can watch action movies on moviesflix. It’s more Princess Bride than Lord of the Rings in this sense. Certainly, any indication that things are about to take a turn for the po-faced are quickly offset by some dash of silliness; a sleight of hand or gobsmacking A-list cameo.
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